[To: Munchkin] Subject: Let's Get Physical

[krista]

//To: Munchkin
//From: Asp
//Date: June 17 2072

Hey Babe,

Hope you had fun on your little witch hunt the other day. I know I see blood on a regular basis, but after digging through a dump of dead corpses, I needed a little bit of me time. A pedicure, ice cream, and a night of soap operas does wonders, you should try it sometime hun!

But I was wondering, if you were bored of building sandcastles and pitfighting, if you'd want to teach me a thing or two about fighting with those massively handsome hands of yours? I've been caught in a situation or two lately that makes me think it's a good idea, and I can't imagine anyone else stronger than you.

I'd definately owe you one if you think you could help. We can chat about it over a beer. You probabably aren't a fan of my usual haunts, so I guess we could meet at Sally's. I usually like places with more formal security, but I don't have to worry about that with you around, do I?

Asp

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Just looking to get 1 point in Unarmed Combat so I don't have to default.

[unfleshedone]

//To: Aps
//From: [M|P]unchkin
//Date: June 17 2072

Hah, and here I thought this to be a very different message...

Sarge once had me train a bunch of rookies, but they started to whimper and drop like girls after a mere dozen kilometers of running. Next day I had them spar with me, but they weren't cut for it. After I called them sissies, one even said something about my heritage, so I broke both his arms. Fun times, I wish sarge let me train more rookies...

Sure, let's train. I think a day or two to show you basics and then we'll go kick some punks, so you get them down. I always wanted a cute sidekick!

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My instruction skill is 0 and I have 1 charisma, so I'll be rolling at most 1 dice for it